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"The Talk of the Town" Allen Jackobs, born (February 12, 1979), is an America professional wrestler currently wrestling for the Lock Wrestling Federation. Alan is known as the Innovator of Offense and views himself as a freak, but only because freaks are cool!

Career

Outcast. Freak. Geek. Weirdo. Has a fixation on cookies. Always carries around his Mallet Of Doom, a huge 5 foot tall titanium-graphite shaft with a granite mallethead 1 foot wide by 1 foot tall by 2 feet long (no, this is NOT a sledgehammer, and I was using the mallet before Trips was using the sledge, so there). Given to making lots of pop-culture references. Can be serious, goofy, irreverent, sarcastic, silly....depends on his mood. Revels in being a freak and an outcast. Also known as "The Innovator Of Offense", both for his unusual moveset & tendency to mix up his offense often, and his penchant for dreaming up utterly wild, crazy, often dangerous gimmick matches.

One of the original run of LWF's bigger stars for a few years. Had a classic involvement on both sides of the ring with Fear, both as teammates in Freak Show Central, and in a long running blood feud. Multiple time LWF, Havok, and Tag Team champion. Rejoining LWF to prove to himself, and the world, that he's still one of the best. Also...figures it'd be fun to tangle with the Regime again.

Lock Wrestling Federation

To be filled in later.


In Wrestling

Finishers

  • Human Wreckage - Standing Fireman's Carry whipped into a pancake
  • Silence is Golden - Crippler Crossface
  • Ill Met by Starlight - Imploding Star Press (done like an inverted Shooting Star; climb to the top rope, facing into the crowd, and jump backwards while doing a 450 cum splash)


Signature Moves

  • Shut Your Mouth - 3/4 overhead facelock Front Russian Legsweep
  • Panda Buster - Irish Whip pullback into a Flatliner
  • The Terrible Secret of Space - Scissor Kick
  • Topspin Facebuster - Fireman's Carry into an X-Factor
  • Crossface Halo


General Moves

  • Snap DDT
  • Dragon Suplex
  • T-Bone Suplex
  • Pendulum Backbreaker
  • Springboard Missile Dropkick


Theme Music

  • "Vow" by Garbage (Current)
  • "Stinkfist" by Tool (First Theme)


Quotes

  • You're talking...why are you talking!?!?!
  • Freaks are everywhere...freaks are nowhere. Freaks...are cool.
  • This...I vow.

Championships and Accomplishments

Lock Wrestling Federation


United Wrestling Fusion

  • 1-Time UWF Tag Team Champion


Xtreme Championship Wrestling

  • 1-Time XCW Hardcore Champion


E-Federation Wrestling Alliance

  • 1-Time EWA Tag Team Champion


Championship Succession

Lock Wrestling Federation
LWF World Championship
Preceded by:
Robert Ooley
First
November 17, 2002 - January 19, 2003
Succeeded by:
Phoenix
Preceded by:
Phoenix
Second
February 23, 2003 - March 30, 2003
Succeeded by:
Arelas
LWF Cross Hemisphere Championship
Preceded by:
Doctor K
First
October 10, 2004 - December 12, 2004
Succeeded by:
Red Fusion
LWF Tag Team Championship
Preceded by:
Demonic Phenomenon
First (w/ Fear)
March 4, 2002 - April 22, 2002
Succeeded by:
The 0wner and his Ass
Preceded by:
The Puppet Masters
Second (w/ Fear)
September 2, 2002 - September 30, 2002
Succeeded by:
The Metal Militia
Preceded by:
Evil Dreams
Third (w/ Firestar)
February 15, 2004 - April 18, 20034
Succeeded by:
Creative Control
Preceded by:
Creative Control
Fourth (w/ Fear)
April 29, 2004 - May 16, 2004
Succeeded by:
The New Blood
Preceded by:
The Gold Bond Champions
Fifth (w/ Psiko)
March 23, 2008 - April 28, 2008
Succeeded by:
The Unholy Hierarchy
LWF Havok Championship
Preceded by:
Ruff Rabbi
First
November 19, 2001 - December 17, 2001
Succeeded by:
Robert Ooley
Preceded by:
Ruff Rabbi
Second
February 17, 2002 - March 17, 2002
Succeeded by:
Flame Demon
Preceded by:
Psiko
Third
December 29, 2003 - January 29, 2004
Succeeded by:
Doctor K
LWF Technical Championship
Preceded by:
Xecutioner
First
November 11, 2002 - November 21, 2002
Succeeded by:
Metalhead Matt Marauder
LWF Acme Championship
Preceded by:
Chance Chesney
First
December 1, 2008 - January 22, 2009
Succeeded by:
Travis Pierce
Lord of the Ring
Preceded by:
Sgt. Savage
2002 Succeeded by:
Metalhead Matt Marauder
Outlast Champion
Preceded by:
Phoenix
2002 Succeeded by:
Metalhead Matt Marauder
Xtreme Championship Wrestling
XCW Hardcore Championship
Preceded by:
Sparrow
First
April 3, 2005 - May 1, 2005
Succeeded by:
Lady Phoenix

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