"The Talk of the Town" Allen Jackobs, born (February 12, 1979), is an America professional wrestler currently wrestling for the Lock Wrestling Federation. Alan is known as the Innovator of Offense and views himself as a freak, but only because freaks are cool!
Career[]
Outcast. Freak. Geek. Weirdo. Has a fixation on cookies. Always carries around his Mallet Of Doom, a huge 5 foot tall titanium-graphite shaft with a granite mallethead 1 foot wide by 1 foot tall by 2 feet long (no, this is NOT a sledgehammer, and I was using the mallet before Trips was using the sledge, so there). Given to making lots of pop-culture references. Can be serious, goofy, irreverent, sarcastic, silly....depends on his mood. Revels in being a freak and an outcast. Also known as "The Innovator Of Offense", both for his unusual moveset & tendency to mix up his offense often, and his penchant for dreaming up utterly wild, crazy, often dangerous gimmick matches.
One of the original run of LWF's bigger stars for a few years. Had a classic involvement on both sides of the ring with Fear, both as teammates in Freak Show Central, and in a long running blood feud. Multiple time LWF, Havok, and Tag Team champion. Rejoining LWF to prove to himself, and the world, that he's still one of the best. Also...figures it'd be fun to tangle with the Regime again.
Lock Wrestling Federation[]
To be filled in later.
In Wrestling[]
Finishers
- Human Wreckage - Standing Fireman's Carry whipped into a pancake
- Silence is Golden - Crippler Crossface
- Ill Met by Starlight - Imploding Star Press (done like an inverted Shooting Star; climb to the top rope, facing into the crowd, and jump backwards while doing a 450 cum splash)
Signature Moves
- Shut Your Mouth - 3/4 overhead facelock Front Russian Legsweep
- Panda Buster - Irish Whip pullback into a Flatliner
- The Terrible Secret of Space - Scissor Kick
- Topspin Facebuster - Fireman's Carry into an X-Factor
- Crossface Halo
General Moves
- Snap DDT
- Dragon Suplex
- T-Bone Suplex
- Pendulum Backbreaker
- Springboard Missile Dropkick
Theme Music
- "Vow" by Garbage (Current)
- "Stinkfist" by Tool (First Theme)
Quotes
- You're talking...why are you talking!?!?!
- Freaks are everywhere...freaks are nowhere. Freaks...are cool.
- This...I vow.
Championships and Accomplishments[]
Lock Wrestling Federation
- 2-Time LWF Champion
- 1-Time LWF Cross-Hemisphere Champion
- 5-Time LWF Tag Team Champion
- 3-Time LWF Havok Champion
- 1-Time LWF Technical Champion
- 1-Time LWF Acme Champion
- 2002 Lord of the Ring
- 2002 Outlast Champion
- Twelveth Triple Crown Champion
- Seventh Grand Slam Champion
United Wrestling Fusion
- 1-Time UWF Tag Team Champion
Xtreme Championship Wrestling
- 1-Time XCW Hardcore Champion
E-Federation Wrestling Alliance
- 1-Time EWA Tag Team Champion
Championship Succession[]
| Lock Wrestling Federation | ||
|---|---|---|
| LWF World Championship | ||
| Preceded by: Robert Ooley |
First November 17, 2002 - January 19, 2003 |
Succeeded by: Phoenix |
| Preceded by: Phoenix |
Second February 23, 2003 - March 30, 2003 |
Succeeded by: Arelas |
| LWF Cross Hemisphere Championship | ||
| Preceded by: Doctor K |
First October 10, 2004 - December 12, 2004 |
Succeeded by: Red Fusion |
| LWF Tag Team Championship | ||
| Preceded by: Demonic Phenomenon |
First (w/ Fear) March 4, 2002 - April 22, 2002 |
Succeeded by: The 0wner and his Ass |
| Preceded by: The Puppet Masters |
Second (w/ Fear) September 2, 2002 - September 30, 2002 |
Succeeded by: The Metal Militia |
| Preceded by: Evil Dreams |
Third (w/ Firestar) February 15, 2004 - April 18, 20034 |
Succeeded by: Creative Control |
| Preceded by: Creative Control |
Fourth (w/ Fear) April 29, 2004 - May 16, 2004 |
Succeeded by: The New Blood |
| Preceded by: The Gold Bond Champions |
Fifth (w/ Psiko) March 23, 2008 - April 28, 2008 |
Succeeded by: The Unholy Hierarchy |
| LWF Havok Championship | ||
| Preceded by: Ruff Rabbi |
First November 19, 2001 - December 17, 2001 |
Succeeded by: Robert Ooley |
| Preceded by: Ruff Rabbi |
Second February 17, 2002 - March 17, 2002 |
Succeeded by: Flame Demon |
| Preceded by: Psiko |
Third December 29, 2003 - January 29, 2004 |
Succeeded by: Doctor K |
| LWF Technical Championship | ||
| Preceded by: Xecutioner |
First November 11, 2002 - November 21, 2002 |
Succeeded by: Metalhead Matt Marauder |
| LWF Acme Championship | ||
| Preceded by: Chance Chesney |
First December 1, 2008 - January 22, 2009 |
Succeeded by: Travis Pierce |
| Lord of the Ring | ||
| Preceded by: Sgt. Savage |
2002 | Succeeded by: Metalhead Matt Marauder |
| Outlast Champion | ||
| Preceded by: Phoenix |
2002 | Succeeded by: Metalhead Matt Marauder |
| Xtreme Championship Wrestling | ||
| XCW Hardcore Championship | ||
| Preceded by: Sparrow |
First April 3, 2005 - May 1, 2005 |
Succeeded by: Lady Phoenix |