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Crap-a-Mania is Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation's grand marquee PPV held at the booker's (Toomiguci's) discretion. To date, three have been completed. There have been four total.


Crap-a-Mania I

America The Beautiful: William Hung

  • The Communists (Dorf, Heiden-Dorf, Marcel Adams, and Fuzzy Warble) come out with an anti-Capitalist speech, until Merc ruins the party. Ummm Ya Merc was a face at first so ya don't VKM me dammit!!!
  • Interview with mommytaker

Girl Next Door Division, mommytaker (c) vs. "Mystery" woman - "Mystery" woman wins after mommytaker laid down for her.

  • Botchberg promo

Scaffold Tables Match, Spaz vs. Botchberg - El Gran Luchadore interferes and Spaz wins after Botchberg Spears into a table after falling from a Scaffold

*EWT 5K Beer Run - won by Bollywood Spike for using a car.

OX Division, Elevator to Hell Match, DSR vs. Dave Davies - DSR walks into elevator and goes to "hell." Post-match: Takes a crap on OX Division belt for its significance and relation towards Crap-a-Mania event.

  • Jimmy, the fan segment. Jimmy is a young boy, who won the EWT Video game challenge, "Can You Dig It, F***a!!!" His challenge now is to face an EWT Superstar to another game for a chance to win $1000. Jimmy originally chooses Variable, but he is injured.


Tag-Titles, 2 out of 3 Falls Old School Match, Bomber T/Stevie Richards (c) vs. HBH/Gasoline - 1st fall: Bomber T hits a Scissor Kick to HBH; 2nd Fall: Gasoline hits a Jacknife Powerbomb to Bomber T; 3rd Fall: Gas hits Stevie Richards with Steel Chair, causing a DQ. Post-Match: HBH/Gasoline beat down on Stevie Richards until he is unconscious. Bomber T tends to him and eventually gives him to the EMTs. Sad.

  • Josh Mathews interviews DDP & Jeff Parrot after being held hostage in Iraq for about 2 months
  • Crowd Total for event: 93,174
  • Richards Simmons, inducted in the 2005 EWT Hall of Fame is announced as guest timekeeper to the next match

Tri-State Title, Iron Man Submission Match, Moxie (c) vs. HitmanMark - Match took well over one hour, approximately 80 minutes. The result was a 0-0 tie until D-Boy interfered, but security cattle proded him down. After the incident, Moxie put HitmanMark in the Sharpshooter, but never taps. HitmanMark is deemed "unconscious" and unable to continue, leading a victory for Moxie.

  • Updates on injuries by commentary of Craig DeGeorge with Toomi Bischoff

EWT World Heavyweight Championship, Blindfold Match, JZbadblood (c) vs. ape - Botchberg interferes and misadvertantly hits the Spear onto Ape. JZ hits Botchberg with a Steel Chair shot and covers ape to retain his title.

Crap-a-Mania 2

  • The School House Hardcore match between Joel Nelson and Mike Hodgson ended in a no contest when the Nyrds realized they were better off not fighting each other.
  • Carl Guerrero def. Mike Ragnal in a Hardcore Rules match
  • Paul Podanski def. Tim "The Toolman" Terror in a "Loser Gets Fired" match
  • The TLC match for the EWT Tri-State Championship was considered a draw after both Maelstrom and Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark grabbed the belt and broke it in two
  • Joe Ragnal def. Ultimo Chocula in the Fun House
  • D-Boy def. psychoapeguy
  • Merc & JZ Badblood vs. Botchberg & Curtrok ended in a no contest after JZ beat up Merc
  • Hillary Clitton & Chrysta vs. Linda Ragnal & Oceanic never happened, as Linda turned on Oceanic and eliminated both her and Chrysta. Hillary then awarded Linda the Girl Next Door Championship
  • A-Bomb def. Bison Tonto
  • Limey & "The Heartbreak Hitman" Bret Michaels def. Flex Magnificent to retain the EWT Tag Team Championships
  • Eddie Omega def. Spaz, Theo Rumm, WDD, Les E Biase, & Mad Matt Rage in a Battle Royale for the EWT Ox Division Championship
  • DSR def. Dorf to retain the EWT World Heavyweight Championship in an Iron Man Match

Crap-a-Mania 3

  • Rosebud def. Merc in a Hardcore Rules match
  • The Nyrds def. Team Ireland in a Nintendo Power match
  • Singapore Caine def. Clem Chowder in a "Loser Gets Fired" match
  • Shane Malone deef. Chris Evans
  • Chrysta def. Sarah Sidall in a Frozen Code match
  • Mike Ragnal def. Bret Michaels to become the new EWT Tri-State Champion
  • Virus & Canceler def. the PTA (Principal Pain and Eddie Omega)) in a Detention match
  • Chance Confidence def. The Great Hugo for #1 contendership for the EWT Toolshed Championship in a Barbwire Ropes match
  • Prophecy Reborn vs. Rated X never took place
  • Koda Kazar def. Jester Colt Jackal to retain the EWT Ox Division Championship
  • Rachel Leigh Cook (no, not THE RLC) def. Queen Rosa for the EWT Girl Next Door Championship in an Iron Man Match
  • Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark def. Ultimo Chocula
  • Spyke Johannson def. Joe Ragnal in a Chuck E. Cheese match to become the new EWT Toolshed Champion
  • Spaz def. Gasoline to retain the EWT World Heavyweight Championship

Crap-a-Mania 4

This year's lineup took place on May 6th, 2007 in Sesame Place-

  • Heidendorf vs. Curly Long w/Special Guest Referees the Wiggles was screwy, and never really happened
  • Marcus Trunk def. Rick Raskall in a Steel Cage Falls Count Anywhere Match
  • Cassinova def. Crauswell in the first ever Extinction Chamber to retain the EWT Ox Division Championship
  • Voltiguer def. Redface Rodgers, Chris Indigo, Aaron Chamblis, Singapore Caine, and Malestrom in the first ever Concrete Ring Match for the EWT Toolshed Championship
  • Chad Michaels def. Joe Ragnal in the FUN House
  • Ivy def. Terina
  • the Cidal Squad (Andy Duke & Johnathan Doe) def. Dorf & Ape Love, Team Ireland, the Nyrds, BK3K (Maxx Awesome & Erik Majors), Big & Bad (Mr. Big & Mr. Bad), & Team Raftshack in a TLC Gauntlet match for the EWT Tag Team Championship
  • Oceanic vs. Virus in a Hardcore Rules match for the EWT Tri-State Championship never took place, as Virus was apparently in an accident
  • Simon Scurvy w/Polly vs. Mysth w/Ivy never took place; In Scurvy's place was Captain Ferhago Crow, who def. Mysth via pinfall
  • The Draugr (Ghost Face and Wraith) def. Tenacious J&A
  • Jack Jupiter def. King Choculon in an I Surrender match
  • TJT vs. Rated X in a Stairway to Hell match never happened, as Chad was worn out from the FUN House earlier
  • BR Juri Sadamoto vs. Synthy Eris ended in disqualification, by order of Cassinova
  • Ratings def. Spaz (Post match - Spaz and Spyke Johannson reunite to reform "Generation Tech")
  • Mike Ragnal def. Joe One & Mike Corral in a "Remember the Name" Tables match to retain the EWT World Heavyweight championship

Trivia

  • All 4 EWT World Champions at the time of Crap-a-Mania have all come out as champion.
  • In the first three editions while the GND Championship was active, the belt changed hands in some form.
  • The Toolshed Championship has changed hands both times.

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