Creeping Death (born June 6th, 19XX), is an e-wrestling character and "wrestler". He sucks cock. Lots of cock.
Not MUCH is known about Creeping Death, other than he was clearly a rider of the shortbus throughout school and was once caught frantically masturbating in math class. He barely graduated high school (having never had a date), and as soon as he turned 18, enrolled in a wrestling school (though clearly not a very good one, nor did he stay there long seeing as how years later he's still mostly an untrained joke). The instructor was a guy by the name of The Crow (The Crow? Yeah, that's fucking original. I guess Edward Scissorhands's wrestling class was already filled). He saw potential in CD (as a fluffer) and a man dubbed Frost, however, CD and Frost had no interest in the technial style they were being taught (and because he would rather suck fuzzy Bigfoot ass than actually learn something). The Crow realized this, and pulled the young men aside, asking them to come in after hours, and develop a style Creeping Death maintains today ... retarded spot monkey botchfest. The two men would go at it tooth and nail weekly for about two years, both in the ring and under the sheets. The Crow enrolled Creeping Death in the NWF at the age of 20, having realized he was a lost cause and would never be more than a moronic sack of walrus splooge who thought the shit he was performing on a trapoline in his backyard (well, his oddly affectionate uncle's backyard) was actually better than something a veteran wrestling could teach him. Everyone knows that crazy dives trump actual ring psychology, and thus he was off to entice his first ever "YOU CAN'T WRE-STLE!!!" chant. Never fear, he would be the source of hundreds more throughout his career.
- 218lbs (60lbs of which is goat semen)
- Hometown of Cornhole, ICP's
- Favorite Match Type is something involving a penis ("Jump on my" Pole Match, COK Match)
- Has his own 20 foot dildo he'll bring out called 'Damien' (uses sparringly now)
There at NWF, Creeping Death quickly rose the rankings and won the NWF Hardcore Title. Soon after, NWF took a head dive right into the pool of shut downdom, probably because no fan wanted to pay money to see Creeping Death suck up the arena.
Creeping Death arrived at Net Championship Wrestling, and was thrust into a Cruiserweight Title Tournament (and a man's rectum), defeating everyone in his path on his way to the title (*note: most of the roster died in a plane crash over the Andes shortly before Creeping Death's debut). However, the World Champion Hellz Angel caught a glimpse of CD, and would engage in a fued with the Cruiserweight Champion, leading to the creation of the "Armageddon Match", which was basically Two out of Three Falls, over a three week period. The first match was a Boiler Room Brawl. The second match was a Hell in a Cell Match. And the final match, if needed, was a Scaffold Match in a Warehouse. The battle went to the third and final match, with Hellz Angel getting the win.
However, Creeping Death had an ally in Tag Champion Rick Mad, and through that Rick Mad's friend and co-Tag Team Champion Bob the Cameraman. Hellz Angel made an alliance with TV Champion PsychoMantis and (presumably) SoS. This lead to not only the biggest match NCW ever had, but possibly the biggest match in the history of wrestling. Creeping Death put his Cruiserweight Title up, Rick Mad and Bob the Cameraman put up the Tag Titles, Hellz Angel put up the World, and PsychoMantis put up the TV in a 6-Man Elimination Tag Match, where the order of elimination determined the Title you came out with. First out would get you nothing. Second would get you Cruiserweight. Third would get you TV. Fourth and fifth would get you Tag, and the last man standing would recieve the World Title. Creeping Death overcame all the odds to walk out NCW World Champion. CD would soon lose the title and NCW would close down. (also in NCW, Creeping Death and Rick Mad would win the Tag Team Titles) Again, no one wanted to pay money to see this guy.
After NCW closed down, WCF opened it's doors to all the NCW wrestlers. WCF has opened and closed many times, but Creeping Death has stuck with it. In one of his earliest WCF matches, he was put in a TLC Match with Logan, and although coming out the loser, had one of the most hardcore matches in WCF up until that time. In that first run, Creeping Death would win the Tag Titles once again with Rick Mad.
His second run with WCF was more worth while. After the first PPV, Creeping Death appeared and hung Matthew Steele, then TV Champion, upside down from Damien and stole the TV Title. Steele would retrieve the belt, but not before a match was made to contest for it. Creeping Death got the match turned into a TLC Match with Barbed Wire Ropes, one of, if not the first time barbed wire was used in WCF. During the match, Creeping Death introduced WCF to ultraviolence through usage of light tubes and the barbed wire. After performing a Backflip Rock Bottom from the top of Damien, Creeping Death scaled and took the TV Title. His as TV Champion was sort of cut short, however, as he was put in a match with World Champion Gravedigger and Number One Contender Hellz Angel. The match saw Gravedigger get seriously hurt, and CD and Hellz Angel unable to continue the match, thus a PPV Main Event was made. At the PPV, owner Seth Lerch declared that the winner would unify the TV and World Titles into one. Creeping Death would walk out of the PPV as World Champion. Once again, though, Creeping Death would lose the World Title. Then battling Reckless Jack in crazy matches to One, where the new Cruiserweight Title was put on the line. Creeping Death would lose that match. Soon after, WCF once again closed.
WCF then opened once more. Creeping Death had a string of two or three losses, something that normally didn't happen. Creeping Death dropped off the face of the Earth, and in his place was his training partner Frost. Frost would go on to have a fued with Hellz Angel. During a match, Hellz Angel would tie Frost to a cross with barbed wire, and crucify him. When it was all said and done, however, Frost unmasked and underneath was Creeping Death. Rick Mad knew all along, yet still helped CD's bitter rival by informing him of Creeping Death being Frost. Rick Mad would win the World Title in a complete fluke victory, leading to one of the biggest matches in WCF history, the Elimination Chamber. Consisting of World Champion Rick Mad, it also had former Cruiserweight Champions Reckless Jack and Nate Nytro, former Tag Team Champions Twisted Elements (J-X and Twister), and Creeping Death. The first two to start the match were Creeping Death and Rick Mad. Fighting through everyone, Creeping Death emerged victorious, to the shagrin of owner Seth Lerch, who booked Creeping Death against Madd Dogg the very next week. At his weakened state, Creeping Death lost the title and went into a program with Rick Mad, his once best friend, leading up to One, where they would battle in a Falls Count Anywhere Match. This ended up being probably the craziest match ever, going out into the parking lot where CD dropkicked through a car windshield to Rick Mad who was driving it, and ending up across the street in a bar, where CD dropped Rick Mad off the second story balcony through a pool table with For Whom the Bell Tolls.
In the most recent version of WCF, Creeping Death had been stalked for months. He brought in the KWA World Title to contest Logan's WCF and Reckless Jack's XCW Titles, losing the merger match to RJ. But it all came to a head when the stalker was revealed to be Frost, angry that Creeping Death had used his name, mask, and gimmick, saying it was a disgrace to The Crow, as he bestowed the two their names and looks. Creeping Death's former girlfriend and manager Kristen had got Frost's attention to the matter, and brought him in. This lead to the Nightmare Chamber Match, a double size Elimination Chamber with scaffolding going across the chambers in an X, and various things in the chambers themselves. Stacks of tables, barbed wire boards, a coffin of thumbtacks, and Kristen herself were inside. In the end, Creeping Death dumped Kristen in the coffin, and dropped 34 feet from the very top of the chamber onto Frost through a table. This match is highly considered one of the best matches in WCF history. Not only for the hardcore nature, but the build and quality. After the Nightmare Chamber, Creeping Death set off to destroy all the n00bs joining the WCF, as he was left off the next PPV in favor of n00b matches. CD ran into the PPV match between Matthew Draven and David Alastair, taking the both out, challenging a n00b to come out, ended his career with a Fisherman Brainbuster off the apron and then the next week after a Cage match, took both Draven and Alastair out again. This lead to Creeping Death taking on n00bs for weeks, each time taking them out. Creeping Death would take out Tag Champions Ellis and JoJo, JoJo also being Hardcore Champion, and stole the Hardcore Title, making him the second ever WCF Grand Slam Champion. Leading to a match with David Alastair. A Hardcore Title Crucifixion Match. A hardfought contest, but Creeping Death came out on top. He celebrated with an all Juggalo circle-jerk and bukkake, with him being on the recieving end. Recently, Creeping Death has formed a stable with Torture and Nate Nytro, outside the ring his best friends, calling themselves "The New Dynasty"... and were instantly recognized as the worst e-fed stable of all time, and together couldn't put together enough talent to fill Dave Dexter's jock strap (which they hoped to acquire... and sniff...) CD would then go on to lose the Hardcore Title to Jack of Blades, with help of the "Owner" Steve Carr. This set up a match where if Creeping Death wins, he gets three wishes, and if he loses, he's gone. CD won the match, and revealed two of his three wishes.
- CD would be crowned Queen of Fire Island
- CD can book a lingerie match between himself and Torture. Barbed wire and spotfests still happened.
- (announced at "XIII") Helljaculation Match, Team of Treachery vs The New Dynasty, 4 on 4, losing team disrobes.
(that's three of three, genius)
On Creeping Death's Friday the 13th show, titled "XIII", he defeated Lawnmower Jones to win the Television Title for a second time in a Camp Crystal Lake Match. By the entryway was a dirt pile 20 feet high, with a house on it, and a dock going across the arena floor from the backdoor. Under the dock was a "lake" of tables, stacked two high. CD threw Jones off the dock to win the match.
Recently, Logan reformed the Team of Treachery for about the billionth time, presumably in responce to The New Dynasty. However, The New Dynasty has an ally in Dake Ken, seeming to even the odds against the roster of the ToT.
Torture would go on to "turn" on the New Dynasty, namely Creeping Death (the only one left, really), and cost him the Elimination match vs ToT. Torture would then go on to cause CD to lose the TV Title. During a World Title TLC Match, Logan and Seth Lerch came out and attacked CD, allowing Torture to climb up and retrieve his title.
Set up for One is Torture (C) vs Reckless Jack vs Logan vs Creeping Death, World Title Match.
That, however, fell through. It ended up being Jack of Blades verses Logan in the World Title Match, and Creeping Death was booked in a five on one gauntlet match against Miguel Sanchez, Thorrska Rojida, Infra-Red, Adam Knite and Davey Boone. After blowing through the first three, the last two, The Alliance of Violence, came out together and got the win over CD.
At One, a man named Silvio Megala debuted and cut a promo about the excessive violence in WCF. Creeping Death, having used said excessive violence in his match, accepted a challenge. The first match ended with CD blasting Silvio in the skull with a chair, causing the match to be thrown out.
Following that match, however, Creeping Death announced the formation of a new division within WCF, The Modern Cutting Edge Division. No DQs, no lame finishes, just straight up wrestling. Creeping Death got men from small indy federations in the US and Japan to compete, also bringing back old friend Nate Nytro. All together, the MCE Division has ten men, including Creeping Death.
MCE put on a series of the best matches WCF has ever seen (don't lie. they owned.), crowning a Champion in Nemesis after he defeated Creeping Death and Dehart in seperate matches at XIII, albeit by cheating both times.
The MCE Division was cut short thanks to a PPV match pitting Creeping Death and WCF Champion Jack of Blades against Team NCW. Blades turned on CD and CD was pinned, thus, MCE was no more.
With no more MCE, CD was left with next to nothing to do. Team NCW is fighting Team nCw, oddly enough. CD was thrust into the WCF Championship Series one Skyler Striker was performing. In the second match, Striker got the best of CD. CD passed out, didn't get pin nor submitted. This match, quite possibly, was the best match WCF has seen to date. Surely the best match of the year so far in WCF.
Creeping Death then for the Hardcore Title against Danny Vice and Johnny Craven at Timebomb. During the match, CD returned to the back, stating he was finished with the match, but at the end came back out, dropped Danny Vice through a glass pane, this allowing Johnny Craven to get the win. CD would steal the Hardcore Title, though. WCF then booked the three men, Creeping Death, Danny Vice, and Johnny Craven in a Hardcore Title Ladder Match at Aftermath. Danny Vice would steal the Hardcore Title, and eventually Craven got it back. At Aftermath, Creeping Death was able to pull down the Hardcore Title and win it for a second time.
While all this was going on, Creeping Death was laying out the details for XIII on July 13th.
Following a couple tag team losses, Creeping Death managed to pull out a victory over Skyler Striker and win the WCF World Championship at XIII inside the Nightmare Chamber. Following the match, a returning Torture and JJ Biggs came out to celebrate the victory.
Sadly, WCF v6 shut down soon after, leaving Creeping Death as both the World and Hardcore Champion.
Months later, Seth Lerch would create a one time WCF reunion tournament called the "WCF Classic." Eight spots were open, and Creeping Death took the last one. On the first night, the World Title was put up for grabs, and stripped from Creeping Death. CD would defeat Danny Vice in the first round, Bobby Cairo in the second, and Steve Carr in the final round to reclaim the WCF World Title.
CD currently defends the WCF World Title over in Japan as a part of WCFJapan, and splits his time with GWC.
He basically sucked a bunch of ass here, and got his kicked by the likes of Kevin Hardaway, Brade Kane, Zak Warner, Kurt Burton, Ash Darkstone, Ricky Stevens, DeAngelo Williams, El Buritto Grande, Felipe Salarose, and probably even, like... The Virus and that guy who got fired because he was butthurt over Ollie Williams.
Creeping Death soon become a supremely whiny bitch that he couldn't win over anyone, like a ball-less fan of, one can only presume terrible death metal with numerous homo-erotic undertones. Oh, and emo rock, CD frequently cuts himself with the hand he's using when he's 'baitin', using his own tears as lubricant, while listening to the All-American Rejects. His glorious levels of douch-baggery, jealous, and un-fettered suckage reached their boiling point, and he was fired to the resounding cheers of the entire GWC community.
The only thing worth noting in XCW is that Creeping Death won the World Title in his second match in the company, beating Rick Mad, Lone Wolf, McCammon, Johnny T, and Champion Bad Ass Lac-Hydrin in his second Elimination Chamber. Also, after a while, beat Triple M, the supposed 'unbeatable legend' ... twice. Then winning the Hardcore Title from Reckless Jack, because Reckless Jack felt bad for how awful Creeping Death was and was concerned Creeping Death would've killed himself because no one loves him had he lost. Sadly, this would've been the preferred outcome for everyone, including Creeping Death's mom.
Creeping Death basically destroyed UPW. Won all their titles in a matter of weeks, and forced them to shut down. Thus, his journey to becoming the biggest jobber whoever jobbed and being the worst thing to happen to e-fed wrestling since Nathaniel Rezno Glore is complete. May we never see him again, because lordy does he suck. Just look at this moveset below. Over compensating for much, are we? Cause, yeah, it's a totally realistic and believable moveset that people LOVE to write matches for, but are forced to in order to avoid the shitty spotfests that Creeping Death will write on his own given a chance.
Current Favorite MovesEdit
"The Eulogy of the Wang" - Creeping Death bends the opponent over like a powerbomb. Instead of picking the opponent up, however, CD sunset flips over them, keeping their head locked between his legs. Flipping over and sitting out, CD hits a massive flipping piledriver, sending the opponent bouncing off their head.
"Wang Street Massacre" - Creeping Death gets the opponent up in an Eletric Chair Drop. CD reaches up over the opponent's legs and hooks their head, bringing it down close to his own. Then, Creeping Death swings the opponent down and sits out, making the opponent land flush on the back of their head, all cradled up, with their legs hooked by CD's arms. Creeping Death can hold the move and make a pinning combination out of it.
"Patient Wang" - Creeping Death lifts the opponent up in a suplex, and lays them across the top rope, so that they lay parallel to the mat. CD pulls them out far enough so that their legs are on the ropes. From here, CD leaps up, clutches them behind the head and places both knees in their face, falling onto his back in a Face Blower. This sends the opponent recoiling back, and falling off to a side.
"Ryoujoku Wang Ame" - Pretty much an Avalance (Top Rope) Brainbuster, super head droppy too.
"Atomic Phoenix Facewang" - Combining and naming the move after the finishing moves of Creeping Death's main influences Sabu and Hayabusa, CD takes a chair up to the top rope with the opponent laying in the ring. CD faces the crowd and comes off in a Phoenix Splash, only not the splash, instead he positions the chair beneath his legs in the process of spinning and hits an Arabian Facebuster. Also, easily accomplished with the opponent laying on a table or kneeling face down.
"White/Black (depending on color) Wang" - Standard "mist", but white, and in extreme situations, black.
"For Whom the Big Floppy Donkey Dick Tolls" - Creeping Death positions the opponent in a Pedigree. From there, CD lifts them up into a Double Underhook Powerbomb, not the traditional piledriver. Creeping Death allows the opponent to roll off his shoulder, while keeping the double underhooks, and look face down at the mat. While this happens, Creeping Death spins 90 degrees, positions himself at the opponent's head, and sits out, finishing the move in a sitdown double underhook facebuster.
"Antichrist's Wang" - Creeping Death kicks the opponent in the stomach, and pumphandles their left arm through their legs. From there, Creeping Death steps in front of them, hooking them up in a suplex. Using the pumphandled arm, Creeping Death lifts the opponent up, the pumphandled arm acting as the Fisherman leg hook and drops them in a Pumphandle Fisherman Brainbuster.
"A Wang Farewell" - Creeping Death bends the opponent over and pumphandles the far arm through their legs. CD then grabs around their neck, so that his arm is between their head and their near arm. From here, CD picks the opponent up so they are laying on their side across his shoulders. CD then dumps the opponent over on their head in a kind of side pumphandle Death Valley Driver.
- NCW World Title
- NCW Tag Team Titles (w/ Rick Mad)
- NCW Cruiserweight Title
- WCF World Title
- WCF Hardcore Title
- WCF Tag Team Titles (w/ Rick Mad)
- WCF Television Title (later unified the TV Title with the World Title)
- GWC Ultimate Title
- KWA World Title
- VWF Cruiserweight Title
- NWF Hardcore Title
- UPW World Title
- UPW Tag Team Title
- UPW United States Title
- UPW Hardcore Title
- UPW Cruiserweight Title
- Biggest Fag In Wrestling
(Held all UPW Titles at one time, even holding both Tag Titles himself, the company shut down with Creeping Death holding every single title)
- XCW Submission Title
- XCW Hardcore Title
- XCW Tag Team Titles (w/ Rick Mad)
- XCW World Title