|Promotion||Full Metal Wrestling|
|Date||December 25, 2006|
|City||Halifax, Nova Scotia|
|Death Row (2006)||Holiday Massacre||Lethal Injection (2007)|
|Holiday Massacre chronology|
Holiday Massacre was an e-wrestling pay-per-view presented by Full Metal Wrestling (FMW) to launch its developmental e-federation, New Era Wrestling (NEW). The event took place on December 25, 2006 in Jaro's Basement in Halifax, Nova Scotia.
The event was done in more of a comedy style than to the traditional serious style of FMW events. Guest commentary was provided by FMW members.
The venue was Jaro's basement and the small space was tough to work with. However, The O'Rion brothers (Andrew, Alex, and Adrian) managed to setup a ring and used speakers and I-pods for music. The crowd was made up of FMW roster members and a few lucky FMW fans selected to attend.
In the night's opening contest, The Ghost pinned Omento after a scissor kick to the back of the head in a singles match. Guest commentary for this match was provided by Flare on play-by-play and Hostyle on color (Dangerous by Design). They spent half of the match having a thumb war instead of calling the match.
After the match, Andrew introduced the NEW staff; NEW commissioner Mike "Brawler" Nunes, play-by-play commentator Jake Lowell, and color commentator Fred LaRochelle.
In the second match, King Guiomar defeated Pure Extremist in a singles match. King Guiomar won by submission after 20 German suplexes, two Imperial Decrees and the Magister Equitum. Homicide and James McDaygo (the MWA) were meant to call this match but McDaygo was too busy getting drunk so Homicide called it on his own.
In the third contest, Rain of Pain pinned Tetrion with an illegal roll up after a DDT. Tetrion was caught in this DDT because he was too busy shouting at a fan. That was the entire match. The Sublime and Korran Halycon (SoCal Connection) called this short match. Sublime decided to be a JR parody for the match shouting "BAWH GAWD" and "BARBEQUE" for the match. Afterwards SoCal Connection left for a strip joint.
In the main event, Mac Deezy defeated The Celt in the main event. Mac Deezy pinned The Celt after a clothesline/pimpslap from hell. Jackie Test and the returned and drunken James McDaygo called this match. The match McDaygo claimed Irish-Americans>Plain Irish,and that he once had sex with a cat. He also said he preferred to call German suplexes "Nazi Suplexs because they're efficient". After the match Mac Deezy's hoes flooded the ring. McDaygo joined them in dancing.
Jaro then returned home and everyone was forced to run from his almighty wrath.
|1||The Ghost defeated Omento||Singles match||The Ghost pinned Omento after a scissor kick to the back of the head|
|2||King Guiomar defeated Pure Extremist||Singles match||King Guiomar won by submission after 20 German suplexes, two Imperial Decrees and the Magister Equitum|
|3||Rain of Pain defeated Tetrion||Singles match||Rain of Pain pinned Tetrion after a DDT|
|4||Mac Deezy defeated The Celt||Singles match||Mac Deezy pinned The Celt after a Pimpslap|