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Harlan Newsom is an American professional wrestler, janitor, and handyman, and pharmaceutical maker currently wrestling for the WNWA.
Personal Life and views
Newsom met Retro at An Inconvenient Cafe and the two struck up quite a friendship. They decided to move in together and frequently host parties at their home or the home of their mutual friend, Kelly Millis.
- Newsom uses Pete Townshend's "Rough Boys" as his entrance music. This is also Retro's entrance music.
- Finishing and signature moves
- Pedopile 69
- Want some candy? (suckers opponent in and then nails with a low blow or a thumb to the eye)
- Regular moves
- Shoulder breaker
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or places is purely coincidental.