Robert Lillehammer
Robert Lillehammer
Real Name Robert Lillehammer
Height 5 ft. 11 in.
Weight 189 lb.
Billed From Rochester, New York
Wrestling Style Technical
Manager Alice Carroll-Lillehammer
Former Federations Lords of Pain Wrestling
Full Metal Wrestling

Robert Lillehammer was an American radio host, professional e-wrestler, and political consultant to Sen. John McCain during his Republican Party domination for the 2008 presidential election. Currently, he serves as a color commentator for Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) on its Inferno brand.

Lillehammer formerly competed for LPW, where he won the Television Championship. He also had a brief stint with Full Metal Wrestling before retiring from active in-ring competition.


From humble beginnings in Rochester, NY, Robert Lillehammer rose to become one of the most popular and controversial conservative voices in radio and on television. He was renowned for violently losing his temper in the middle of a debate and lashing out with venomous name-calling and much finger-pointing.

Unfortunately, after countless debates that devolved into vitriolic shouting matches, Robert’s attacks turned from verbal to brutally physically. During a particularly loud argument with ACLU spokesman and civil attorney, Bill Rosenberg, the commentator flew into a frothing rage, yanked Rosenberg out of his seat, and sent him flying through the air and into the background of the shows' set.

While the incident brought Lillehammer's ratings to the highest in the show's history, the legal consequences carried a grave cost both financially and to Robert’s broadcast career. To avoid complete bankruptcy, he was forced to agree to a settlement that would ease his personal financial burden, but came with one condition; Robert must agree not to renew his contract, effectively abandoning his TV and radio show.

Low on money and with few other career options, Robert made a last-ditch effort to get back on television and spread his message to a new conservative audience; he decided to try his luck as a professional wrestler. After only 6 months of training (supervised by Chuck “Walker Texas Ranger” Norris) he signed a contract with LPW and immediately made a huge impact on the organization. His unique mixture of far right-wing politics and unchecked aggression made him a fierce opponent on the mic and in the ring. In only a few months time he was recognized as the Rookie of the Year and won the LPW Television Championship from Al Boo Boo after a prolonged and bitter feud.

Wrestling details

  • Primary Finisher
    • The Final Word
  • Secondary Finishers
    • Roundhouse Kick to the Head!
  • Moveset
    • Snap Suplex
    • Northern Lights Suplex
    • Vertical Suplex
    • Standing Lariat
    • Bulldog
    • Drop Toe Hold
    • Standing Dropkick
  • Manager
    • Alice Carroll-Lillehammer
  • Nicknames
    • The Radical Republican
    • The Uncompassionate Conservative
  • Theme Music
    • "Amerika" by Rammstein
    • "Born in the U.S.A." by Bruce Springstein (current)

Championships and accomplishments


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